All Posts Tagged With: "whacko characters"
Bad Craig’s List Real Estate Ad of the Month: ABC’s of Selling House Online - Funny, too
(post by BT) As a Realtor who always look to pounce on a helpless seller who just can’t do without me, I scan Craig’s List daily for leads. I’d like to start sharing with you some of the funnier or more ridiculous Craig’s List real estate posts I come across. Well, here is one from [...]
10Oct2008 | | 0 comments | Continued
Sexual Offenders in Your Neighborhood / Zip Code: Know Your Criminal Neighbors
(post by BT) One of the most important things for a parent buying a new home is the safety of the new neighborhood to which they are about to move their kids. No matter how clean the area, how great are schools, how good is transportation, safety always comes, as it [...]
2Sep2008 | | 0 comments | ContinuedIllegal Basement Apartment: No Lease, No Rights, No More Mr. Nice Landlord
(post by BT) Two weeks ago a neighbor near my office came in and asked if I can give him some advice about his “situation”. His landlord is selling the house he’s renting and he has to get out. His concern was that the owner wanted him out within 3 weeks and he did [...]
18May2008 | | 0 comments | ContinuedHard Money (Loan), Soft Brain (Lender)
(post by BT) Today’s call is from a hard money lender. Definition: hard money is a high-interest, short-term loan for an investment. Caller’s name: Moron! He foreclosed on someone and now has this property, a 6-family building he wants to sell FAST. He does not give exclusive listing, the usual “Just bring a buyer and [...]
30Apr2008 | | 0 comments | ContinuedSell Property Quick, Throw in Your Girlfriend
(post by BT) Some people’s character comes out the first time you meet them… Met an investor who buys 2-family houses that need major rehab at basement prices, makes them look pretty, then sells a little bit below market value for a quick profit. First time I met him, he took me on a tour [...]
24Apr2008 | | 0 comments | Continued
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